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I Had A Good Haircut

If you’ve ever had a pixie cut you’ve probably Googled* “How do I grow out a pixie cut? And save my marriage? And will this sense of dread ever go away?” and discovered that boolean searches don’t work like that. You should use “OR” instead. I had a really good haircut. A beautiful woman with… Read More I Had A Good Haircut

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The Witch

“The Witch” is a pretty great movie about a goat. I think it might be in the 99th percentile of movies about goats,  in fact.     The outfit I wore is a little bit wearing the band t-shirt to the band’s show.     I found the dress at Buffalo Exchange with its original… Read More The Witch

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Love From Grandma

If you’re like me and don’t have a living grandma who loves you, discount I’ll be your grandma. I will sing you songs. I will bake you cookies and tell you you are the best at things you’re not actually very good at. I will tell you how much I love you in capslock on… Read More Love From Grandma