If you’re like me and don’t have a living grandma who loves you, discount I’ll be your grandma. I will sing you songs.

I will bake you cookies and tell you you are the best at things you’re not actually very good at.

I will tell you how much I love you in capslock on either your Facebook or maybe the Facebook page of a business that shares your first name by accident.

My dress is thrifted, I believe from Second Avenue in North Wales. My cardigan is a Ralph Lauren one that I share with my boyfriend. The hat is a nifty Barbour traveling hat that I bought at an antiques fair in Sheffield. The boots are Forever 21.

GRANDMA LOVES YOU. HAVE SOME MINIONS MEMES.