throw it together

OH GODDAMMIT I HAVE WORK AND I NEED TO WEAR CLOTHES TO WORK AND NOT BE NAKED

I NEVER WEAR THIS DRESS (FROM PAYHALF, SIZE L) I WILL WEAR THIS DRESS BUT PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK WHEN I AM DUE WHEN I WEAR IT AND I AM JUST NOT IN THE MOOD

I WILL THROW A SPARKLY CARDIGAN OVER IT (FOREVER 21, SIZE L) BUT THAT IS STILL NOT FANCY ENOUGH

YES, A CROCHET BOW WILL MAKE THINGS ADEQUATELY FANCY

but only just!