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here comes my BABY

“that’s not LOLITA,” someone would say, “she’s not wearing a PETTICOAT and her TIGHTS HAVE HOLES and she’s FAT and i HATE HER and i will ANONYMOUSLY FIND OUT HER ADDRESS and INFORM HER WORKPLACE SHE’S A SLUT.” 5 years ago that would bother me. Or I’d be the one saying it, probably. Surely, dressing… Read More here comes my BABY

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minx

I throw a sassy caroling party every year.   This mama needs glitter, glitz, foofery. The gold lurex dress is from Forever21+ in a size 1x. I’m not crazy about the fit. If I had gotten it a size bigger I know my endowments would fall short of cleavage tuition. In this size, though, it… Read More minx

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SPACE

  How do you pick out an ugly sweater, you ask me? Why are you calling my sweater ugly? What don’t you like about space?     My sweater is from Second Ave, my favorite thrift store. They sort things by size AND color. The skirt is from Target, size XXL. The tights are from… Read More SPACE

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the clash

  For a brief and shining moment there was a thrift store in my town. Oddly, find I’d had a recurring dream for about a year about “the thrift store near the train station”, in a part of town that didn’t exist and that I could never make it to in time. My dreams stopped… Read More the clash

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dear

  like every girl who likes to pretend she lives in a forest, there i love deer motifs   in reality deer are a pest here and are starting to starve because of overpopulation   brb trying to find a way to romanticize that notion sweater: thrifted shirt: forever 21, size M (hohoh haha) skirt:… Read More dear

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fluff and stuff

Sometimes I think it’s total bullshit that I customarily burn my hair into submission.     Left untamed, cialis my hair turns me into a fabulous (male) lion. The skirt is an Atelier Pierrot skirt I bought in Japan. The lady at the store was all, “THAT’S NOT GONNA FIT YOU, FATTY”, holding it up… Read More fluff and stuff