I throw a sassy caroling party every year.


This mama needs glitter, glitz, foofery. The gold lurex dress is from Forever21+ in a size 1x. I’m not crazy about the fit. If I had gotten it a size bigger I know my endowments would fall short of cleavage tuition. In this size, though, it hugs my belly in a way that is not necessarily my favorite. I wish the bust hit lower. For $22 it got the job done, though



The tights are also Forever21, but from their straight size stuff, in a size M/L. I actually really love the fit and quality, especially considering they were only $6. The shoes are Franco Sarto and have silly little charms on them.



The FOUR MINKS SEWN TOGETHER ASS-TO-MOUTH are from Piccadilly Vintage. Some lady bought every fur or faux fur accoutrement at my store so I had to go to another store and get this monstrosity and terrify everyone and make a big deal every time I dropped it.



Fancy fat femmes do leopard print, sparkle, and attitude!


I think a long time ago I would be totally not-ok with a picture like this, where my belly is out and my chins are doubly. But my mink wanted me to.

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  1. I just discovered your blog via Already Pretty, and I freaking love your outfits. I think this one is my favorite. The mink stole sewn ass to mouth!? It's like a mink version of human centipede. Minkapede? Anyways, your blog is hilarious and awesome.

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