FIRST, we’ll say Hello. NEXT, we’ll talk about Trains. THEN, we’ll talk about Failure. THEN, we’ll talk about Fashion. LAST, we’ll say goodbye. First, we’ll say hello. Hello. What’s new with you? I’m doing alright in some ways and not as well with others. HELLO IS FINISHED. Next, we’ll talk about Trains. … Read More TRAINS, FAILURE, FASHION
If you’ve ever had a pixie cut you’ve probably Googled* “How do I grow out a pixie cut? And save my marriage? And will this sense of dread ever go away?” and discovered that boolean searches don’t work like that. You should use “OR” instead. I had a really good haircut. A beautiful woman with… Read More I Had A Good Haircut
“The Witch” is a pretty great movie about a goat. I think it might be in the 99th percentile of movies about goats, in fact. The outfit I wore is a little bit wearing the band t-shirt to the band’s show. I found the dress at Buffalo Exchange with its original… Read More The Witch
My month began with a second violent attack from my formerly very sweet cat. The vet said she is physically healthy and we shelled out for extra T4 blood testing to check out her thyroid but everything was normal. It turns out that if she smells another cat or if I dye my hair and… Read More Fatshion February 2016
The very cool thriftorama on tumblr posted this dress, and the Faux Suede Dress from Forever21, viagra on tumblr, calling it the “Worst Plus Size Item Ever Produced”, and at first I completely agreed with her. It just looks like a featureless grey sack. But the more I looked at it, the more it made… Read More I Ordered That Fat21 Dress Everyone Hated
Sometimes I sit down to write a blog post and I’m like, “Hey, man. I’m a multifaceted person. There’s more to me than just being a fat person who wears clothes. I write music and I have a degree in Speech Difficulties. I have pretentious taste in music, film, and books and ill-informed but passionate… Read More Fatt by Hatt Photoshoot
Only a witch cat can close it. Last night I went to a screening of one of my all-time favorite films, Hausu, one that doesn’t neatly fit into categorization but because of the copious blood spraying everywhere for 90% of it, let’s go with horror. The plot is loosely that 7 girls go to the countryside… Read More Any old cat can open a door…
By now you’ve probably already seen the amazing Vogue L’uomo spread featuring Kate Winslet shot by Peter Lindbergh. Kate looks smoldering and intense and very beautiful. The fantastic Kitty Wood and I also did a black and white androgyny shoot back in April but somehow it didn’t end up in Vogue L’uomo or any other… Read More I’m Vogue L’uomo Too
If you’re like me and don’t have a living grandma who loves you, discount I’ll be your grandma. I will sing you songs. I will bake you cookies and tell you you are the best at things you’re not actually very good at. I will tell you how much I love you in capslock on… Read More Love From Grandma
I think I’d be very happy if I could just spend autumn in Philadelphia and the rest of the year elsewhere. I noticed I am always skipping tracks when listening to music to achieve the perfect cinematic effect of scenery and atmosphere matched to music. Luckily Hall & Oates, the only worthwhile music to come from… Read More fall in philadelphia