If you’re like me and don’t have a living grandma who loves you, discount I’ll be your grandma. I will sing you songs. I will bake you cookies and tell you you are the best at things you’re not actually very good at. I will tell you how much I love you in capslock on… Read More Love From Grandma
I think I’d be very happy if I could just spend autumn in Philadelphia and the rest of the year elsewhere. I noticed I am always skipping tracks when listening to music to achieve the perfect cinematic effect of scenery and atmosphere matched to music. Luckily Hall & Oates, the only worthwhile music to come from… Read More fall in philadelphia
I wore this Beth Ditto for Evans dress to Barcade with my fella and his coworkers. I wondered if wearing a domino dress to a games-themed bar was a little bit too “wearing the band t-shirt to the concert”, but dominoes is not a video game. If I wore a Tetris dress, well, I’d be… Read More Make This Dream The Best I’ve Ever Known
Big costume reveal that no one recognizes! We were Ness and Giygas from the best game of all time, cheap Earthbound. Martin painstakingly created four stencils and hand painted the dress twice with fabric paint for maximum saturation. The dress was from H+M and is a size 14, viagra which is too small! I hastily… Read More I…FEEL…H…A…P…P…Y
Halloween is in two days and I should be working on my costume but my boyfriend has sort of taken charge! We are doing a couples costume, the first time I’ve ever done such a thing, and it’s sort of obscure. I am not the type to go for store-bought costumes but I also have… Read More Knaresborough and Even More Magic
This seems like a good time of year to tell you about my trip to Cornwall, especially the Museum of Witchcraft. Like all 12-year-olds who see “The Craft” for the first time, I wanted to become a witch. “The Craft” is essentially a story of adolescent girls trying to gain autonomy against hopeless situations. Nancy comes… Read More Cornwall and Magic
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Yeah I’ll title my blog posts with a Yes lyric if I want. I am a 60 year old man in a 60 year old man body. With a very beautiful lady face. AMA: Ask me anything. This is a stylized recreation of my entire past week pounding out 3000+ words on connected speech processes. If you… Read More Don’t underrate! Appreciate!
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This year I had a perfect and perfectly normal Christmas and New Year’s. And by “this year” I mean 2013, because that is how long it’s taken me to finish this post. Back in the safe familiarity of Philadelphia, I was able to reunite with all three of my sisters, as well as my best-friend who… Read More I Hate Paris, or Why Hating Myself Couldn’t Protect Me
